January 15, 2012

A Recipe For Chaos

Mix together:
One recovering alcoholic artist who is 65% smoke free
Two exuberant mischievous daughters, aged 5 and 7
One CEO who replaces sleep with coffee and cigarettes and stress
One Hare Krishna conspiracy theorist with a big crush on Mother Dearest
One legitimately insane German builder with too much knowledge of Vas is da PROBLEM!
One theatrical 17 year old boy with a passion for YouTube and chai tea
One 25-year old who has eagerly reverted back to a 17-year old as well
One dog with a limp and a neurotic cat with chlamydia in her eye
Too many meetings and changing plans
Lots of sugar and coffee
Rats in the trees

Remove from the mix:
Sense of direction and time
Privacy
Functioning machinery

Leave to stew for a bit, then see how much work has been done on the yoga studio/art room/wine and juicery/restaurant by the 6-week time limit.

Makes one big helping of Full-On-Chaos per person served.
*Whew*

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